I am a Domestic Goddess...almost

Made breadcrumbs! I’m *SO* satisfied with the way they turned out, especially after all that work. In a fit of creativity and innovation, I had toasted the bread slices, hand picked them into crumbs, and finally I crushed the crumbs in a plastic bag with a metal pipe.
Here’s a picture of my most precious breadcrumbs and “rolling pin”:

Here are last night’s chickpeas:

I am taking pictures of my cooking when I can remember so people can see my plight and send me tips, advice and recipes. I’m obsessed with becoming a reasonably decent cook so I can feed guests food without hanging my head in shame.